Pedro, el computer no worko. No gusta!

>do all sysadmins have some sort of weird power  trip ?
I once set a persons password to a 32 character key with letters numbers and special characters and forbade changing it because he initially set his password to “1010” and when I told him it wasn’t secure and he needed to change I shit you not he changed it to “2121”
someone’s joeys sure got rattled  View Larger

>do all sysadmins have some sort of weird power trip ?

I once set a persons password to a 32 character key with letters numbers and special characters and forbade changing it because he initially set his password to “1010” and when I told him it wasn’t secure and he needed to change I shit you not he changed it to “2121”

someone’s joeys sure got rattled¬†


>On the subway>Lady across the isle looking frustrated>She yells “No! My laptop just crashed!”>Vault over 6 people and a cat>Whip out my trustyholdsmywholelifeon32gbflashdrive>Boot up laptop with Win7 iso>Repair OS, upgrade to Office 2010, rid viruses with security patches>Lady starts touching herself while watching>Hear *shlick*shlick*shlick*>Finish fixing laptop, find furry background>Take her home with me>We dress up in costumes, role play, have awkward nerd sex>Best day ever, I love my flash drive.
 lenovo, you can stick your chiclet keyboards down uranus View Larger

>On the subway
>Lady across the isle looking frustrated
>She yells “No! My laptop just crashed!”
>Vault over 6 people and a cat
>Whip out my trustyholdsmywholelifeon32gbflashdrive
>Boot up laptop with Win7 iso
>Repair OS, upgrade to Office 2010, rid viruses with security patches
>Lady starts touching herself while watching
>Hear *shlick*shlick*shlick*
>Finish fixing laptop, find furry background
>Take her home with me
>We dress up in costumes, role play, have awkward nerd sex
>Best day ever, I love my flash drive.

 lenovo, you can stick your chiclet keyboards down uranus


>brother calls up, macbook is fucked>he drops it off >the only mac os trojan in existence is installed>reformat>install Arch Linux>compile everything from source>get superior rolling release minimal system>force all daemons and proessces, x windows, etc required to be manually started (like they SHOULD BE)>return macbook>he calls up>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT WHAT DID U DO TO MY MAKBOK FUK UI told him that Arch is even more hipster than OSX, after that he shut up. View Larger

>brother calls up, macbook is fucked
>he drops it off
>the only mac os trojan in existence is installed
>reformat
>install Arch Linux
>compile everything from source
>get superior rolling release minimal system
>force all daemons and proessces, x windows, etc required to be manually started (like they SHOULD BE)
>return macbook
>he calls up
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT WHAT DID U DO TO MY MAKBOK FUK U
I told him that Arch is even more hipster than OSX, after that he shut up.


>14>played football>invited to party>responsible parents of the host leave>rooms start to fill with fucking couples>some 16 yr old chubby ginger bluntly asks me to join her in a room>”o-ok…”>get in room, undress>check for spaghetti>no spaghetti>best 30 seconds of my life follows View Larger

>14
>played football
>invited to party
>responsible parents of the host leave
>rooms start to fill with fucking couples
>some 16 yr old chubby ginger bluntly asks me to join her in a room
>”o-ok…”
>get in room, undress
>check for spaghetti
>no spaghetti
>best 30 seconds of my life follows